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Dear Loser Chris

from Three​-​Thousand Miles by Jason Avery

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The dramatic reading of a breakup letter, with unfitting music behind it!

Check out the original here: youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com

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And now a dramatic reading of a real breakup letter from a real person

Dear loser, Chris

I thought you liked me you said it yourself I hate you
People only say you asked me out because you needed a date for the dance and that after the dance you would dump me
Well guess what bastard I dumped you cause you were thinking I that I cheated on you I didn't
So like idiots that you guys are and so smart that you are you called me a slut

I hung up on you because you toll me it on the phone because I guess you weren't man enough to tell me it in my face
I hate you and also guess what my mother hates you too
That she the one who put me up for this

You come to breakfast every morning and I ain't stupid you try to sit next to me and my lil bro who only seven years old
Hates you too and don't even know what you did and is always blocking your chair

Ha ha

I went out with another boy after you and after we were over you and idiot dared you even tried to ask me out again
I didn't break up with him for you okay

I hate you I've always hated you spreading to everyone that I cheated on you when you just got jealous that I used to talk to your friends to you're so jee-lowse you have automatically you automatically think I like them

Well guess maybe I do maybe I don't
Gotta problem you ain't my boyfriend anymore I don't have to tell you I like or who I am with and why
Got it I don't like you anymore
The other day you told me that I have to tell you who I like or who I am thinking of going out with
It's none of your business
Got that you loser

I hate you and I know you still like me but I don't like you
I don't care what your stupid friends say

You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons

You accidentally say you hugged me
I will never like you again
I hate you I hate you more than anything in this damn world

I'd rather date a spider or rat then you are so ugly and fat
And then saying that I loved you please see

You're such an ass wipe and bastert
I hate you

Well bye you piece of shit I have more things to do right now than remember

You

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from Three​-​Thousand Miles, released April 1, 2013
NonDripHelmet on vocals

www.youtube.com/NonDripHelmet

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Jason Avery New York, New York

Formerly professionally known as "Jason DeLima", Jason Avery is a 20 year old freelance multi-instrumentalist who specializes in drumming but also happens to play pitch based music.

You won't find that here. This is his original work.

Check the "Recommendations" link down below for his work with other musicians.
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