I looked at myself in the mirror this morning
I looked and smelled like shit and my mouth was a yawning
I was late to class, my teacher was getting fucking pissy
I said, "I'm sorry, I was up late dreaming of a missy"

And in that moment I felt infinite
I felt great, like a Longines Symphonette
Nothing could bring me down no matter how hard it tried
Fuck you, I'm riding a happy ride tonight

Working off my ass, making more money than I can spend
I donate to charity to give some people a helping hand
And I spend the rest on things that are going to kill me
I'm going to die one day so why the fuck should I even worry

And in that moment, I felt infinite
Joyous and proud like a bass clarinet
Nothing could bring me down no matter how hard it tried
Fuck you, I'm riding a happy ride tonight

I heard some stupid bitch bragging about what she's done in life
It made me feel like shit, made me want to fucking die
But then I look back and think of all the things I've done
I wrote one Song-a-Week, you know, yeah I think I've won

I haven't written about in over a month and it feels so good
I don't have to worry about running into you in my neighborhood
"Hey, how's the single life?" it's fucking great and I fucking love it
I don't have to tell a fucking bitch to go away and fucking shove it

And in this moment I feel infinite
I feel great, like a Longines Symphonette
Joyous and proud like a bass clarinet
Fuck you, Pluto is totally a planet
Nothing will bring me down, and you better not plan on it 'cause
In this fucking moment

I feel infinite
I feel infinite
I feel infinite
I feel infinite

Fuck you, I feel infinite